Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter says: "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want". The first nun says: "I want to be Sophia Loren" and POOF she's gone. The second says: "I want to be Madonna" and POOF she's gone. The third says: "I want to be Sara Pipalini". St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Sara Pipalini" replies the nun. St Peter shakes his head and says: "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says: "No Sister, this says: 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men'!"
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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter says: "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want".
The first nun says: "I want to be Sophia Loren" and POOF she's gone.
The second says: "I want to be Madonna" and POOF she's gone.
The third says: "I want to be Sara Pipalini".
St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini" replies the nun. St Peter shakes his head and says: "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says: "No Sister, this says: 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men'!"