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ukhudshanskiy ([personal profile] ukhudshanskiy) wrote2012-08-28 06:00 am

Women left a courthouse in Cleveland, Ohio, Monday.


EPA
Sixteen members of an Amish group led by Samuel Mullet Sr. are charged with conspiracy, kidnapping, hate crimes and obstruction for beard and hair-cutting attacks, which are performed as a form a discipline in the community.

[identity profile] maphf.livejournal.com 2012-08-28 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Монашки конкретно на одно лицо.

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter says: "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want".
The first nun says: "I want to be Sophia Loren" and POOF she's gone.
The second says: "I want to be Madonna" and POOF she's gone.
The third says: "I want to be Sara Pipalini".
St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini" replies the nun. St Peter shakes his head and says: "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says: "No Sister, this says: 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men'!"

[identity profile] ukhudshanskiy.livejournal.com 2012-08-28 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
этот анекдот? одобряю.